Hotel Bibles: A Solution

Recognise the scene? Blame The Gideons International and other such misguided evangelical organisations.

Their aim is simple. It’s all about world-wide Bible distribution.

To quote them (emphasis added, obviously):

“The mission of The Gideons International is to win the lost for Christ, and our unique method is the distribution of Bibles and New Testaments in selected streams of life.  –

They’re everywhere. I don’t think I’ve ever stayed in a Hotel/B&B (though I haven’t stayed in very many) without an unwanted, not necessarily necessary Bible handy. It’s a boring pattern.

But, of course, the pattern isn’t an issue of religious privilege (as far as I know), it’s an issue of my personal annoyance Continue reading

Explain That!

“So, you’re an Atheist/Scientist/Rationalist/Skeptic, eh?”

“Yes… And?”

“I saw a ghost – EXPLAIN THAT!”

If something similar hasn’t happened to you guys yet (assuming you’re all ‘Atheists/Scientists/Rationalists/Skeptics’, which I hope isn’t the case), it will.

It may come as a surprise too. Perhaps you don’t expect a loved one or a close friend to sincerely utter that damnable phrase with a face like a poo-proud toddler, but it could be them you have to confront. (Or humour.)

People – all of us – are silly.

We’re all susceptible to irrationality, to assumption, to superstitious inklings and to bad judgement – but it can be helped. The first step: knowing we’re flawed. Acceptance of ignorance and predictability. Knowledge of our cognitive habits, limits, and weaknesses… Or something.

Let me explain. I wouldn’t like for all of what’s written to come across substance-void and colourfully, baselessly assertive. Not all of it.

I say we’re ‘flawed’, because we are. Our judgements are never anything other than context-skewed and inherently ‘self-ish’ – which is to say that it’s extremely hard to really view ‘reality’ through anyone else’s eyes. There is no true empathy, only highly relatable sympathy. We are our brains, and our brains haven’t yet figured out a way to literally plug themselves into each other and exchange raw signal. For now, with regards again to ‘empathy’, for example, we interpret the outward signals of the brains of others – again within the context of our own biases and character – before coming to some sort of a conclusion as to how they’re feeling (and how much we care).

Make sense?

What I think I’m trying to say, (very much) more concisely, is this: a person’s perception is skewed by their history.

But how does this fit in? What am I trying to get at?

Allow me to clarify.

If someone comes to you saying they’ve seen a ghost, it’s not unfair to assume that they’re the sort of person willing to over-entertain the thought that they have in fact seen one, and that, were they a different person (with a different judgement-shaping history), then they’d probably not even be there challenging you on the matter in the first place.

Now I’m confusing me…

Put it this way: who stands a better chance of attributing hallucination/pareidolia, for instance, to ‘ghost’ – ‘Steve’, or ‘Vicky the Neuroscientist’?

But the matter is really one of whether or not a person is willing and able to accept the response “I can’t ‘explain that’, I don’t have enough information. But it may have been…”

If they can’t, I tell them this (emphasis mine):

I think it’s much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be wrong. I have approximate answers and possible beliefs and different degrees of uncertainty about different things, but I am not absolutely sure of anything and there are many things I don’t know anything about, such as whether it means anything to ask why we’re here. I don’t have to know an answer. I don’t feel frightened not knowing things, by being lost in a mysterious universe without any purpose, which is the way it really is as far as I can tell.” – Richard Feynman.

That’s not to say I don’t enjoy the odd bit of imaginative speculation, it’s just that I can entertain a thought without accepting it as fact. It’s not that hard.

Not jumping on the ‘ghost’ bandwagon isn’t ‘close-minded’, it’s just cautionary. I’d rather, ultimately, sit on the fence – even if I do, admittedly, lean much more towards favouring a (perhaps presently non-existent) ‘natural’ explanation over a ‘supernatural’ one.

Want to change my mind? Show me the evidence. Solid evidence.

And some of the things, in case you were wondering, which don’t quite qualify as ‘solid evidence’ include, to name a few:

  • Anecdote. Your own, or a story you’ve heard.
  • Many people believing in something.
  • People believing in something for ‘thousands of years’.
  • A YouTube video.
  • Someone’s blog.

I want reliable, repeatable proof!

Don’t you?

Carnun :P
[I may have just finally lived up to the title of the blog... Go me.]

Radio Silence

Oh boy. I seem to have once again contracted “writer’s diarrhoea”. (And it’s so much worse than “writer’s block”.)

All day, I’ve been trying to write in preparation for what’s to come, but it’s futile. I’ve started and half-finished three, maybe four posts, all to no avail. None are good enough, at this stage, to schedule – and I’m running out of time.

I had a plan. Before leaving my half-decent internet access behind and going away – I promised myself -  I’d spend time creating a backlog of posts so as to be able to effortlessly keep up with my usual Friday rambling slot from the comfort of the little holiday destination I’ll reach tomorrow.

It didn’t work.

And, as a result, I’ll very likely miss next week’s blog-posting: so this promptly written mess serves as both a warning and an up-front, in-advance apology. Sorry.

Better pack, I guess. Leaving tonight.

Carnun :P

[Edit: Maybe I should do a 'best of' post to lazily fill the real-content gap... (Joke.)]

What ARE the Chances?

No, that isn’t toast.

What happened to all of the good miracles?

I mean, the interesting stuff, coincidentally, all happened long before video cameras – or the internet – were around and ready to at least semi-reliably record and distribute actual information. How annoying.

No-one turns water into wine any more (a very handy party trick), and it’s been a bloody long time since anyone’s had the privilege of a night-time joy-ride on a flying Donkey-Mule.

All we get now, is Jesus on toast.

“Miracle!”? I think not.

However, I have a feeling [can you tell?] that virtually all of even the Biblical/Qur’anic (etc.) ‘miracles’ are, in fact, nothing more than stories themselves. Hearsay. Myths. Bollocks. Continue reading

Putting ‘Absolute Truth’ into Context

Slavery is wrong. Rape is wrong. Homophobia is wrong… The list goes on – and there aren’t too many around in ‘enlightened’ society who’d disagree, because, generally speaking, people are better than their holy books (and their Gods).

This is obviously a very good thing. If it weren’t the case, civilisation (if we could call it that) would be an immensely violent, fearful, unjust place. Your daughter gets raped? Marry her to the rapist. Someone steals a loaf of bread to feed their starving family? Chop off their hands.

If you’re a believer entirely loyal and honest with your sacred texts, this may not seem so bad. If it’s the word of God, then everything in it must be good, no? Fine. You’re immoral to the core*, but at least you’re honest – taking the good and the supposedly ‘bad’ in equally. ‘Moderates’ do not share this luxury. Their world is full of grey areas, of ‘wishy-washy’ metaphors and allegory and intellectual acrobatics. Continue reading